For years now, we have good-naturedly endured the constant mispronunciation of our surname. The time has come to set the record straight! (Notice I judiciously did not say "for once and for all" as I am quite sure this will not be the last time and certainly have no hopes of it being for ALL!) The name is Lomenzo with an "M", not Lorenzo. OK. Done. Thank you.
It may seem like a petty thing to want one's name pronounced correctly, but apparently it is such a societal problem that Carnegie Melon University has a dedicated webpage to it. Check it out!
So now that's off our chests....just one more thing. My name? It's Elaine, not LORRAINE! OK. Done. Thank you.